Monday, June 1, 2009

Things I Hate, Volume 1

When shirts or other random pieces-of-easily-wrinkled-clothing get all wound up in the sheets and therefore are all wrinkled when they come out of the dryer and since I do not own an ironing board and accidentally murdered the surface of my $200 Boscov's kitchen table while ironing on it, I have to run things under the kitchen faucet and throw them back in the dryer, and no I don't separate my sheets from the rest of the clothes, because that whole separating thing is for sissies.

Sissies!

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